We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P.D. James
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! - Archie Bunker
Carroll O'Connor
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Of all the the frinends I've ever had, you're the first.
Bender, Futurama.
She's my best friend. she thinks I'm too thin, and I think she's a natural blonde.
Carrie Snow.
Friends are people who borrow books and set wet glasses on them.
E.A.Robinson.
A friend is someone who will hide you.
Philip Roth.
Friend help you move. real friends help you move bodies.
Milton Berle.
A friend is someone you don't have to talk to any more once the food is on table.
Sabrina Matthews.
My mother used to say, there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. she's now in a maximum-security twilight home in Australia.
Dame Edna Everage.
A true friends is someone who will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
Henny Youngman.
These people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet.
Radiohead
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.”
Scottish Proverb
"Many years ago when an adored dog died, a great friend, a bishop, said to me, ""You must always remember that, as far as the Bible is concerned, God only threw the humans out of Paradise."
Author unknown
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Unknown
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