Friends TV show Saying

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Rachel: Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom? Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.

Phoebe: Oh god! Just DO it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney! Chandler: And that, is the real San Francisco treat!

Ross: You what? Wh- what were you doing seeing her boobies? Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.

Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you. Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay? Rachel:: Now I love you even more.

Phoebe: Can you see me operating a drill press? Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing? Ross: Phebes, why would you want to operate a drill press? Phoebe: Just for some short-term work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. Chandler: Pirates again? Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just such a dummie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home workshop," and they are.

Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people. Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me. Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza!

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

ROSS: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

Chandler: "What's this?" Joey: "Eight hundred and twelve bucks." Chandler: "Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."

Chandler: Honey hundreds of CD's, not one of them in the right case. Monica: Well maybe we could alphabetize them?? Chandler: Or maybe we could label them, you know in files?? Rachel: Oh My God you guys have such problems, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU!!!

Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup? Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model. Chandler: That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.

Phoebe: You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment. Rachel: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.

Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99! Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet. Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy. Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room? Or...