"Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
[Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this]
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?"
American television situation comedy.
"Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit."
Lisa Kudrow quotes (American actress on TV Show 'Friends')
American television situation comedy.
"[Trying to fix up Monica with a date]
Joey: Aw, c'mon, this guy's perfect for you.
Monica: No, not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet."
American television situation comedy.
"Monica: That's probably because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid."
American television situation comedy.
Chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?"
American television situation comedy.
"Rachel: Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel.""
American television situation comedy.
"[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding]
Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce."
American television situation comedy.
"[after Chandler kisses Kathy]
Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you."
American television situation comedy.
"Phoebe: There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while..."
American television situation comedy.
"Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha."
American television situation comedy.
"Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
American television situation comedy.
"Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man, " they'll shout!"
American television situation comedy.
"Rachel: Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming."
American television situation comedy.
But during that same year, the two Christian guys I'd dated since high school youth group graduated from college and drifted out of my life.
Donna Rice
Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
Patricia Heaton
Funny how when it breaks off, you lose friends and for some odd reason, you get more friends than you had before ....
by Spunk
"Julianne:""Michael... I love you.I've loved you for nine years,I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it,and... well,now I'm just scared.So,I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you.Choose me.Marry me.Let me make you happy.Oh,that sounds like three favors,doesn't it?"""
My Best Friend's Wedding
True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere.
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