True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found everywhere.
Anonymous
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.
Jason Ritter
As for us, my little friend, wee entered [the Communist Party] because we were tired of dying of hunger.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Ross:So why don't you quit?
Chandler:You don't think I've tried?You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month?No,they make you go all the way down there!Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you.And then they bring out Maria.
Ross:Who is Maria?
Chandler:Ah,Maria.You can't say no to her.She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym...treat.
Friends TV Quote
Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs
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