Famous Marriage Quote

Famous Marriage Quote

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck

The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'
J. P. McEvoy

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West

One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Martin Luther

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson

Experience, though non auctoritee Were in this world, is right ynough to me To speke of wo that is in mariage. . . .
Geoffrey Chaucer

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Geoffrey Chaucer

The heart of marriage is memories.
Bill Cosby

Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully.
Bill Cosby

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Bill Cosby

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will take care of that.
George Bernard Shaw

Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?
George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
George Bernard Shaw

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
v Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Gloria Swanson

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Gloria Swanson

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
Euripides

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron

However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart and nerve and fiber, does not exist, since there is no divorce from memory.
Virgilia Peterson

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
Mahatma Gandhi

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.Friedrich Nietzsche



With all due respect to my friends in my party, I think they're wrong. And I think I've got the facts to prove it.Tom Vilsack

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves and then we have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Snoopy