Famous Golf Saying

Famous Golf Saying

Golf is an ineffectual attemt to direct an uncontrollable sphere into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill-adapted to the purpose.
Winston Churchill

I refuse to play golf with Erol Flynn. If I want to play with a prick, I 'll play with my own.
W.C.Fields.

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful patner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny.

If you think it's difficult to meet new people, try picking un the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon.

Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Jim Murray.

The different between golf ang goverment is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmajian.

He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace that beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
P.G. Wodehouse.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.
Sylvester Stallone.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Jimmy Demaret

We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.
Bruce Lansky

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
Buddy Hackett

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald Ford

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Gary Player

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
Walter Hagen

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Jean Giraudoux

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham

There are those who pass like ships in the night, who meet for a moment, then sail out of sight with never a backward glance of regret, folks we know briefly then quickly forget. Then there are friends who sail together, through quiet waters and stormy weather, helping eachother though joy and through strife. And they are the kind who give meaning to life.
Unknown

You are one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You're my love and my best friend. And every day that goes by, it seems like I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life. You touch my heart in a way I never knew before. I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life.
Unknown



We haven't done anything for him yet. We'll probably sing happy birthday to him or something.Mike Imoh

Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship; and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.Charles Caleb Colton