Famous Football Saying

Famous Football Saying

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann

Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck

Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
Doug Plank

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Frank Gifford

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Sue Lawley

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Elbert Hubbard

Let's win one for the Gipper.
Rockne, Knute

No star playing, just football.
Rockne, Knute

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Shula, Don

NFL owners should quit worrying about silly things like players celebrating in the end zone. They should give them something to really celebrate. Get rid of the artificial surfaces.
Simpson, O. J.

There is a progression of understanding vis-?-vis pro football that varies drastically with the factor of distance -- physical, emotional, intellectual and every other way. Which is exactly the way it should be, in the eyes of the amazingly small number of people who own and control the game, because it is this finely managed distance factor that accounts for the high-profit mystique that blew the sacred institution of baseball off its national pastime pedestal in less than fifteen years.
Thompson, Hunter S.

Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Will, George F.

Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one.
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