Famous Celebrity Saying

Famous Celebrity Saying

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
Chris Rock Quotes

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock Quotes

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'.
Chris Rock Quotes

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock Quotes

Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!
Chris Rock Quotes

Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
Chris Rock Quotes

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
Chris Rock Quotes

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock Quotes

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
Chris Rock Quotes

Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.
Chris Rock Quotes

The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!
Chris Rock Quotes

A career is born in public - talent in privacy.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Nights are not just for sleep.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No.5, of course
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

I'm going to be a great movie star one day.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Ever since I became a movie star I've been really weird
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

t's not true I had nothing on! I had the radio on!
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
Eminem Quotes

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
Eminem Quotes

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is ten times sicker than I am.
Eminem Quotes

His goals for the future: 'Er, to have sex with Shannon Elizabeth.
Eminem Quotes

Aside from watchin' my girl grow, my ultimate dream is to be good at what I am, be respected and grow up
Eminem Quotes

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.
Eminem Quotes

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me
Eminem Quotes

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
Amy Li

He's also one of those friends who doesn't impress easily. And so if you get a good reaction from him, it actually means something. So it was important for me to hear from him something about the script, whether it was good or bad.Dan Futterman



Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
Cindy Lew